Why do analysts earn so much money?
From physics one should know:(1) Power = Work / Time
Common wisdom has it:(2) Time is Money
and:(3) Knowledge is Power.
Inserting (2) and (3) into (1) and resolving with respect to Money gives:
Money = Work / Knowledge
If the Knowledge goes to zero, the Money will go to infinity, regardless of the Work!
-- gefunden auf der Website der Süddeutschen Zeitung (Witz 82)